The Food Chain Has Been FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN After A Supposed Herbivore Tortoise Was Captured On Video Eating A Bird

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We've long known that nature is an absolute warzone where it's survival of the fittest, fastest, and fiercest. The one minute you can catch your breath if you are a living organism running through a real life game of Jumanji is when you are fortunate enough to cross paths with a herbivore. However, if those herbivores decide to flip sides like Anakin and start dipping their toes in the carnivore side of the pool, everyone's head is going to be on a swivel every waking minute of the day and that's good for nobody living in the chaos that is the outdoors.

That being said, before the scientists and nerds and hippie dippie nature freaks start accusing humans of turning tortoises into bloodthirsty creatures because we destroyed their homes, ecosystem, and overall way of living, can we at least speculate that maybe this bird was just being a loud asshole and the tortoise had enough? You can only live life slow and steady for so long while some flamboyant flying fellow chirps in your ear before you try to bite his head off. I may be the biggest bird guy here at Barstool but even I recognize some of our louder feathered friends need to be kept in check.

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P.S. This picture is my favorite food chain joke of all-time, which is admittedly weird thing to say but I stand by it.

Damn I love being a human, about as much as I miss the golden age of The Simpsons.