A Model Who Spent $20K on a Brazilian Butt Lift Can't Sit Down. But She Regrets Nothing.
Source - A model who splashed $36,000 (£26,000) on achieving the "perfect body" now earns a fortune from flaunting her figure.
Kazumi Squirts, not her real name, has spent a lot of money on her look but it's certainly paid off thanks to her Instagram.
The 24-year-old, who lives in Miami, US, shelled out $20,000 (£14,400) for a Brazilian butt lift which has left her unable to sit down.
She's struggled with her body for years, having been told to lose weight by beauty pageant judges as a teenager.
But since growing up, the model has turned her attention to plastic surgery to achieve her desired look. ...
She got a boob job in September where she spent $8,000 (£5,700) going from a 34B cup to a 34DD cup. ...
Kazumi had a BBL, liposuction all over her body and an ab sketch totalling $28,000 (£20,000) – all on the same day. ...
But now she's coping with the side effects as she's not been able to sit down after her butt lift.
She added: "I do everything standing up, I learnt how to pee and poop standing up."
In an age where body dysmorphia is a growing psychological problem and body positivity is a growing societal movement, we should all applaud Kazumi Squirts for tackling the issue head on. It would be easy to complain about pageant judges telling her she wasn't good enough. And even easier to just take their insults and wallow in her own misery. She rolled up her sleeves, peeled off her clothes, got into a hospital johnnie and took matters into her own surgeon's hands.
And the fact that she can't perform the natural human function of sitting on a chair? That's a small price to pay. And as far as her learning how to pee and poop sitting up? I can't imagine the logistics of such an undertaking. And I pity whoever follows her into that bathroom or stall.
But by god, that is a testament to her tenacity. Her "never say die" attitude. Ms. Squirt's willingness to pay any price, bear any burden, do whatever it takes to prove to those narrowminded judges that a big bottom, even one that no longer functions as millions of years of human evolution intended, can be beautiful.
I'd love to show you the results so YOU can be the judges she didn't have as pageant contestant. As a matter of fact, I feel an obligation to. But her Instagram is private. Her hashtags are extremely limited:
And her Twitter account is a veritable minefield of extremely NSFW content:
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So click away at your own discretion. I'm not here to get anyone fired. Just to celebrate a strong, independent woman who bravely sees a life where having to stand over a toilet to drop Sewer Trout is worth it, so long as you feel good about your appearance. In the words of Spinal Tap, how can you leave this behind?