The Paisans Really Can't Catch A Break As Gabagool May Be Linked To Salmonella Outbreaks

One of my main mantras in life is water always finds its level. What goes up must come down. If you're super hot in gambling you're eventually gonna go cold and vice-a-versa. If get a couple of bad grades on a test you'll study harder to do better and vice-a-versa. And that same sentiment rings true with what the paisans have been going through as of late. In the span of a few weeks we had Italy win the Euro Cup in Soccer. We had the Many Saints of Newark trailer come out and look awesome. We had the fastest man in the world at the Olympics. 

And THEN we had all the Cuomo stuff. Real bad look for the Paisans as we had to excommunicate him from the squad. We had Carmella go down in an instant at Summer Slam. And now we have our beloved gabagool potentially giving people salmonella. And not only the gabagool. ALL Italian-style meats and in an effort to stop that the CDC is encouraging the reheating of those meats before consumption.

Now I love the paisan meats they're great but they're meant to be consumed cold so they might as well just be inedible. I'm actually gagging at the thought of a hot Italian sandwich. Not even the beautiful coldness of the peppers or shredded lettuce can make it better. At least the Barstool Sportsbook is now live in Jersey. That's a W for the paisans.