I Officially Need To Consider Getting 2 Full Tattoo Sleeves

Tattoos, tattoos, tattoos. They're an interesting thing to think about ya know? Lifelong ink all over your body can be a VERY intimidating thing to think about. My dad has 5 good meaningful tattoos (for his parents, me, my mom, etc) which I think are cool although the idea of having that many tattoos freaks me out. Not to mention after the experience I had last week with those sleeves I think it's 2 full sleeves or bust for me. Like what the actual FUCK would 2 full sleeves look on an older larger wrinkly man? I have no idea. That's my eternal fear. 

And there's even more hurdles you'd have to go through with the first being simply how long they'd take. As I was in the tattoo chair getting my work done last week I asked my guy the hypothetical time of how long these 2 sleeves would take if they were real. He was saying 80 hours in God only KNOWS how many sessions. I'm also not sure how the 2 sleeves would look with Hawaiian shirts. Can tattoo guys moonlight as hawaiian shirt guys? I'm really not sure and I don't know if I want to find out. AND tattoos fucking hurt. I have one on my ass and did not enjoy the sensation whatsoever. The folks that claim it feels good after awhile are wrong. Very wrong.

Not to mention I obviously can't pull off Randy Orton's tattoo's of sweet skulls and shit as I am not a 6'5 monster from Tennessee. I'd need things that suit me. Maybe like a James Gandolfini/Billy Joel/Henrik Lundqvist/High Noon tattoo? Maybe the box score from the 2018 Black Friday Football game between Oklahoma & West Virginia? Yes, that's my favorite over of all-time. All great options although I think the pain outweighs all the great stuff that would come because of it.

It just breaks my heart that those fake tattoos looked so damn good. It's been keeping me up at night.