It's Gonna Be Lights Out for Pacman
Capital Punishment is just four days away as Rough N Rowdy 15 heads to Charleston, West Virginia. The highlight of the night will see notorious former NFL cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones taking on Bobby Laing. Lightsout Laing is 5-0, and the reigning heavyweight RNR Champion, Pacman Jones, has never stepped into a ring. When this fight is over, Pacman will be seeing ghosts and answering the name Clyde as he looks for someplace to hide.
Pacman Jones was a solid NFL Cornerback for a decade, but corners in the NFL are not known for their ability to make contact. In fact, as a return specialist, Jones looked to avoid contact. In an RNR ring, there will be no place for him to hide, as Bobby Laing will come in make Pacman go Blinky, Inky, and Pinky under a barrage of shots. Jones had his share of fights outside the field that landed him in hot water, with the law. Facing a monster like Bobby Laing will make Pacman Jones wish he were back in a holding cell as he faces Capital Punishment and watches the lights go out.
No matter how good of shape Pacman Jones is in, it will not prepare him for three one-minute rounds. Bobby Laing is 5-0; that is the most important stat. Laing has won all five times he entered the ring; Pacman Jones will not understand what it is like to be in a ring with the world watching until he gets hit for the first time. The only thing is that playing for the Bengals should have him use to losing.
The Jones-Laing fight is just one of 20 you will see on Friday night for $29.95, a bargain as there will be no headgear and plenty of action. Included on the fight card is Chef Donny from Barstool, taking on QVC, the home shopping network. Oh, that's not his name, well it does not matter what that bitch that says betch name actually is because he will be going down and will have to eat nothing but soup after he gets out of the ring and experiences Capital Punishment from Chef Donny.
In addition, you can see if Shizzat the Rizzat can continue his knockout streak as he steps in the ring against Scarface. Cherry Bomb will look to throw cold water on Hotwheelz, while Supreme Patty looks to end the dance party for Dancing Dan and Cowboy Quick taking on Dynamite. You get all of this and a Ring Girl contest that will likely set West Virginia on fire.
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