It Looks Like The Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer Leaked Online And Ohhhhh Boy Is It SOMETHING

MOOD:

I mean that HAS to be the trailer, right? Or at least most of it? And if it's not, someone actually going through all the trouble to put a Wassila Lmouaci watermark on a video knowing that she did the visual effects for Thor Ragnarok and shoot it on two separate phones with some animated filler for incomplete CGI deserves to go viral. That simple. I'll wear the JMac crown of thorns (Not to be confused with Jack Mac 1 or 2, newer Stoolies) for falling for a fake if it somehow is fake and blame it on that louse Click Burglar Clem trying to get those sweet sweet pageviews. But let's be honest, that's definitely the trailer and whoever leaked it has already been snapped out of every future MCU project by Kevin Feige.

In fact, I am going to spinzone this all for Sony and say this trailer was leaked like this on purpose. What better way to introduce the chaos the multiverse is going to unleash on Spidey(s) and the rest of the MCU than with a trailer dropping out of the blue that was recorded on a phone by another phone and then watched on all of our phones? The mere thought of trying to untangle all that phoneception has me feeling dizzy.

Now all the diehards on the internet streets are talking even more than they would about a guaranteed billion dollar blockbuster because we got a little taste of the full trailer along with that feeling like we got a sneak peak at a tit while watching the Spice Channel back in the day.

Did Kevin Feige do it again or did Kevin Feige do it again? Consider this guerrilla marketing campaign a present for not fucking up Spidey over the last half decade or so, Sony. December 21, 2021 cannot get here soon enough. Unless of course these covid variants fuck us over the way Loki's variants tried to fuck him over and Hollywood starts pushing back release dates again.

I'll dive into the actual specifics of the trailer on the next My Mom's Basement with Robbie because I'm gonna need a younger set of eyes to help me with it since I'm not entirely sure what the fuck I just watched. I THINK there was a Doc Ock sighting as well as a Spider Ock variant but I honestly don't know. Getting old sucks. Anyway, subscribe to the my My Mom's Basement YouTube (or subscribe to the podcast) and turn on notifications to get our reactions as soon as it drops since Sony was rumored to be unveiling the trailer for real during CinemaCon on the 23rd.

If you need to waste some time before then, check out our breakdown of the 2nd episode of What If along with a bunch of Barstool What Ifs including What If There Was No Deflategate and What If KFC Was A Yankees Fan?

h/t Cade