A Bad Ass Race Horse Tossed His Jockey Off, Escaped The Track, And Took A Quick Trot Down The Highway

Hard not to respect the fuck out of this guy. He’s gonna be the talk of the stables once he’s back with all the other loser do-good horses. This is like skipping school to go to McDonalds and then showing up for last period and eating a Big Mac in all your nerd classmates’ faces. Then when the teacher asks where you’ve been all day, you give him a wedgie and say “Your mom’s house.” That’s what this fella did. #4 is my new favorite horse, and I do mean ever. Any horse can play by the rules, run in large circles, eat hay and breed until their day with the horse reaper comes. Not Quatro here. He needs more in this life and he’s gonna go grab it and deal with the consequences later. If he has to go to horse detention then so be it. A bad boy like Big Four here ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.