This Fine Pine Is Making Me Wanna Lay It All On The Line And Guzzle Its Goo Like I’m Your Mom On Date 2 (She’s A Classy Lady)

Fellas,,, I haven’t seen wet lumber like this since my friends and longtime stoolies Huck Fynn and Tom Sawyer were meandering down the mighty MissASip on log rafts. This downed log has me down bad and I’m ready to lumber Jack it until my log is covered with bark (dried cum). 

Like me when I first saw this beautiful piece of nature, this blog won’t last but you can bet your bottom’s last dollar that when I finally split this wood with my root, the entire forest will pining to be my personal lady Groot.