Fuck It, Let's Get Nuts - Terrell Owens Claims Someone In The NFL Told Him To Stay Ready Because He Could Get Signed THIS YEAR
[TMZ] - In fact, Owens says he's actually drawn interest from at least one "individual" in the NFL this summer ... who the wideout says told him to stay in shape for the possibility of a signing this year.
"With that conversation that I had, they asked me to keep myself in shape -- anything can happen," Owens tells us. "And, so, that's what I'm doing."
Well why the fuck not? You know what I want? Chaos. Well, I want the Giants to be awesome, but then I want chaos. You know who brings chaos? Terrell. Owens. Oh, the NFL wants to crack down on taunting? Give me this week 1.
And yeah, I get he's 47. You think that matters? If Tim Tebow can get a shot and do this, surely TO can drop a couple of key passes or do something that at least gives us content.
I still can't believe how bad he whiffed. Cracks me up every time I watch it. More importantly, back to TO here, who was the one guy in the league telling him to stay ready? Again, there are a couple that come to mind.
Wesley Hitt. Getty Images.This man will do anything for a dollar. You don't think he knows TO puts asses in the seats? What if Amari Cooper pisses fantasy owners off everywhere again and gets banged up? Call TO in and let him run a couple of routes for Dak. He hired Mike McCarthy, we won't put anything past him.
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Football guy. Also something tells me Jon Gruden is stuck in the early 2000s since that was the last time he was truly successful as a coach. You know who else was awesome in the early 2000s? TO. This is how we get the Lakers of the NFL. Vegas. TO. Gruden. It'd be perfect.
Those are the only two teams and people that would make sense. I don't even think the Jets would attempt to do this. Sure there's roughly a .00000001% chance of TO coming back, but it's all I want now. You can't say there's one person interested and not let my mind wander.
Now sit back and enjoy the best TO interview ever.