The Buffalo Bills Have Diabolically Announced They Are Starting Mitch This Weekend Against The Chicago Bears

A homecoming of epic proportion. Yes I'm going to the game. Yes I'm sincerely excited to see Mitch play in Soldiers one more time. No I don't give a fuck what you guys say about me. I will always stand by Mitch no matter how much controversy, disgust and unrelenting resentment comes my way. Why? That's the kind of guy I am. 

More importantly though let's Mitch. You aren't going to find a more humble and genuine quarterback in the NFL. Always has his teammates backs. Always doing the right things and being a community guy and just generally being the nicest person of all time. That's why I have such a short lease with all the trash talk because opposite him is Matt Nagy. A man who has basically developed nobody anywhere. Just Fields will be a Hall of Famer and win 5 or 6 Super Bowls but it won't be because of the coach. 

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Buffalo is the perfect spot for Mitch. Extremely supportive coach and fanbase. No pressure to come in and make an impact. Great defense in a weak division. This is exactly how you make a comeback. I'm not banking on it I'm just saying don't be surprised if he plays well when the opportunity is given. Right now that starts Saturday and I can't wait to soak in the action. 

MOST IMPORTANTLY. 

Bears. 

Our offensive line is in shambles. There's budding quarterback controversy. Nobody's talking about special teams. Idk why but that concerns me. Everywhere you look there are cracks that have us nervous. Nothing would make me feel better under these circumstances than a clean performance this weekend to the tune of about 35 points and zero injuries. 

Hopefully that happens but even if it doesn't I'm probably going to have a bunch of responsible beers in the sun on Saturday at Soldiers for the first time in forever and that's awesome. The fact Mitch is on the opposite side of the ball just makes it that much better. 

Go Bears. 

PS - I have decided to completely ignore Mitch's recent comments about playing in Chicago that hurt my feeling. No further comment.