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British Reporter Mercy Muroki Bodybags Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Live On TV, Just For Existing

British television is the best. Does anyone else notice that US News BARELY has any bitchy undertones? I guess everyone was pretty rude about Trump, but our girl Mercy Meroki just ripped apart Harry and Meghan... for existing. They're trending today because "a source" said that they were running their mouths and asking the Palace to be held accountable for the "things they said," (being racist) which Meghan alluded to during her interview with Oprah few months ago. This is apparently untrue, they've been keeping to themselves and haven't said shit, but Mercy took it as an opportunity to go off. Here's some of what she said:

"I don't know about you, but I'm bored about Meghan and Harry putting their two cents in about everything. Quite frankly, I am whole-heartedly, unreservedly, uninterested in what they have to say about anything. I simply cannot summon any damns to give, but I'm forced to listen to their opinions because they are literally inescapable. Meghan and Harry say THEY want some privacy and space, but I'm starting to feel that it's us who need some privacy and space from them. You turn on your TV and there they are, doing their interviews in front of millions of people, so you flip to Netflix, and there they are again, with their multi-year, multi-million dollar deal. So you switch that off, and think oh I'm just going to listen to a nice podcast instead, and there they are again! Being their weird, un-woke selves. So you think, well, I'll just have to switch off completely, and read a book, they can't get me there too, surely, but alas, as you reach for a book on the shelves, there they are again with their kids books, and of course, their impending tell-all memoirs."

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HAAHAHAAHAhhahahahah. I'm going to be saying "I simply cannot summon any damns to give," for the rest of time. What an incredible job. Do Harry and Meghan deserve it? No. Who's fault is it that they're in the media so much? The media. As far as what they're doing to make money, why are we pissed about that? They ditched the monarchy. They've GOT to get the bag somewhere. I understand Mercy's frustration, surely, but I'm only condoning this big speech dripping with venom because it was so well delivered. Only true hate can have you spewing out fire insult after fire insult like this. Bravo to our friends at GB News.