Ric Flair Has Denied Claims That He Was Tonguing Down Box On The LIRR

This picture has been making the rounds today. It is...certainly a thing that is happening. I mean shit, sometimes folks just get a few too many wine coolers in them, perhaps an extra martini at dinner as well, and have to go at it like rabbits when the blue pill kicks in. So Ric Flair did what he had to do and ate that box like a baler on the LIRR. I can't confirm it for sure, but it looks like his tongue is so deep he's tickling her tonsils. 

And this picture went so viral Ric had to clear up that it in fact was not, under any circumstances, him:

TMZ - Ric Flair says he is NOT a train ridin', oral sex givin' son of a gun ... telling TMZ Sports the viral photo making rounds has to be some other guy -- 'cause it ain't him!!

Here's how we got here: A pic began trending on Twitter on Wednesday ... which appears to show a man with light, slicked-back hair ... *clears throat* pleasuring a woman.

People were quick to say the guy in the photo was 72-year-old Flair ... with the jokes coming in left and right.

Welp, we made some phone calls ... and Ric himself tells us the guy in the pic is NOT him ... and for what it's worth, he hasn't been on a train in a while.

WOOOOOOOOO! What an ego boost for Flair. You see about 3 millimeters of slicked back silver hair and the entire world automatically assumes you're Munchtown Bob'ing on the train. What a god damn legacy to leave behind. I would say this is the biggest compliment ever given to anyone in the history of the world...ever.

And just remember, next time you sit down on a train, you have no idea what you're sitting on...

Suck on that, Covid.