No One Throws A Yacht-Filled Twerk Fest On The Seven Seas Like Captain Steve

Throw that ass in a goddamn circle, Captain Steve!!! You dirty old sailor, you! Cheeks clappin' against the ocean breeze like a standing ovation. What a turn of events. This man didn't give a shit about anyone else twerking. He just didn't want to be the only one throwing ass. Which I respect. You have to know your audience. You can't be the sea captain who twerks on guests who have zero appreciation for the art. You've gotta pick your spots. He knew with enough convincing these young women would want to cut loose. Now, there's a fine line. You can't keep tossing out the idea for a twerk contest all night long. I think you get to bring it up thrice before the Coast Guard gets called and you get thrown in the brig. But if they finally get in the mood to shake it like a Polaroid picture then you're in for a Vince Carter at the Olympics level dunking on from the most ass-shakingest captain on the seven seas. You think you're just getting a casual ride around the marina, next thing you know Captain Steve is throwing a twerk bonanza right in your face free of charge.