Larry David Cheered On The Phone When He Was Un-Invited To Barack Obama's Birthday Party
This is why Larry is one of us. He is worth a billion dollars but still thinks like us common men because going to a party is a process. Especially Barrack Obama's party. You know it is going to be formal, a lot of impressive people so you'll have go be on your game the entire night. There is no better feeling than when you plan on going to something because you know you have to but they give you the excuse that you can't go. So nobody is mad at you and you can sit back, drink and relax just like you wanted to. You plan out your entire night in your house - what time you'll order some food, when you'll switch from watching tv on the couch to go watch tv in your bed. The opportunities are endless. But if you're at that party every anxiety is coming out, what am I going to talk about, what happens when I get put a shitty table.
The funniest thing about all of this is that Larry cheering on the phone with Obama. Like he was the President of the United States not your friend you knew from elementary school. What does Obama say back like alright man don't sound so beat up about it. I need to know the reason he was un-invited too. I know Larry doesn't care why but I need to know. My life goal is to meet Larry David, he is the funniest man in America - a man I strive to be. I can't stop thinking about him screeching saying Thank You to Obama for un-inviting him. Absolute Legend.