White Sox Dave

KILL THESE ROBOTS WITH FIRE!!!

What the FUCK are we thinking here people??? Haven't we been warned about artificial intelligence enough? Apparently not. I mean, I don't think these robots cook, clean or do anything other than run around a gym. Like can they even felate me to completion? Can they do my job for me? Can they rattle 

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KILL THESE ROBOTS WITH FIRE!!!

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