Somebody Tell Bill Belichick To Keep His Grubby Little Paws Away From Zach Ertz
Well well well. Would ya look at that. If it isn't Bill Belichick just out here breaking the rules again in plain sight for all to see. Tampering much?
"I'm still going to get you one day" sounds like more of a threat than anything. Pretty sure the Wicked Witch of the West said the same exact thing. And just like how the ruby slippers would make the witch the most powerful being in Oz, getting Zach Ertz would give Belichick all of his power back again as well.
Bruce Kluckhohn. Shutterstock Images.Bill Belichick wants what he thinks is rightfully his. He wants Super Bowl LII. And the only way to make up for that lost one is to get the guy who took it away from him.
And as Eagles fans? Well we just can't allow that to happen.
I don't particularly care one way or another if Zach Ertz remains on this roster for the whole season. I'll always love him for Super Bowl LII but as far as right now goes? Just let Goedert spin. But it can't be to New England because we can't take the chance of that move being the catalyst for another dynasty. The thought of Mac Jones to Zach Ertz sends a shiver of fear down my spine. So for the love of all that is well and good and decent in this world, please keep Bill Belichick away from Zach Ertz.
P.S. - Gotta know what flavor of Rita's water ice Belichick is working with there. I hope he went with the veteran move of mixing cherry and mango together. Perfect summer flavor.