We Have Our Most Shocking Report Of Joe Judge's Giants Practices YET!!!

Clem8/11/2021 3:26 PM

NY Post- Most days are Family Day when it comes to the summer operation Joe Judge is running. His practices are hard, but there is a softness to what happens as soon as the final whistle sounds and the conditioning running is completed.
Judge embraces plenty of old-time methods, but this is not one of them. “It doesn’t matter how tough or stressful the practice was, when you see your little ones and your significant other, it does put it in perspective and change the mood for a second,’’ Judge told The Post. A post-practice scene at Giants camp is filled with youngsters spilling out from the patio adjacent to the team facility, beelining to their fathers like heat-seeking mini-missiles. Footballs take to the air. Cartwheels and foot-races give off a recess vibe.
“There’s something that every family and child gets to feel part of the team just by going out there with their dad afterward and catching a ball or giving him a hug on the field,’’ Judge said. “It’s gonna be a long day. Just that 10 minutes right there is invaluable.’’

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What the fuck is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? I was told that Coach Judge was a big bad boogeyman who didn't care an ounce about his players' well-being let alone their families because he made professional athletes run around a field a few times! Granted those reports almost always come from national football reporters who don't know a goddamn thing about what's actually going on at Giants camp, which leads to them comparing Coach Judge to Matt Patricia because they were once coworkers.

The mere thought of a former teacher like Coach Judge wearing a pencil in his ear to write on a laminated piece of paper is so absurd, you actually have to respect the smooth-brained people who come up with these comparisons on their own while Giants camp looks more like a daycare than an NFL training camp.

I am going to look like a real asshole if it comes out that Coach Judge made guys run laps on their hands in front of their families as a punishment for messing up in practice

Then again, what do I know about practices as a cream cheese soft blogger writing this from his basement? We should ask what former Giants think about Coach Judge's practices.

Or even current Giants that also just so happen to be team leaders.

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The bottom line is that if the Giants win, the mamalukes who think a coach giving out a few laps will ruin a franchise will completely change their tune or shut the fuck up. And if the Giants lose for any of the millions of reasons that you can lose in a league with a razor thin margin for error like the NFL, those same mamalukes will blame the laps. But based on everything I'm hearing from people that actually know Coach Judge, it seems like the Giants are finally in good hands for the first time since this happened.

The Coach Judge Laps Club train is leaving the station now. Get on it or get run over by it.