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The Big Mac Is The GOAT Fast Food Order & I'm Not Here For Debates

I love fast food. I OBVIOUSLY love fast food. Is it fattening and probably responsible for me being an ultra thicc boi? Yes. Do I still respect and enjoy it? A resounding yes. So when I saw this Answer The Internet question I had to hop in and give my 2 cents.

I am confident in my answer being the Big Mac. I may be being a bit of a fast food snob by saying this, though I don't really care because the Big Mac is that good. I can kind've equate this to people that still say the Godfather is their favorite movie...it may be nearly 50 years old yet folks don't stop saying it's the best even if there's been movies like Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and Shawshank have come out since then.

For me it just doesn't get better than that sesame seed bun, the shredded lettuce, the American cheese, the pickles, the diced onions, and most importantly the special sauce. Ohhhh the special fucking sauce! I know this is more of a spread as opposed to a true dipping sauce, but I'd put it right up there with Chick-Fil-A sauce for the greatest sauce that the fast food landscape's ever seen!

And don't get me wrong there are DEFINITELY some close calls in the realm of greatest fast food orders. A spicy deluxe from Chick-Fil-A. The intoxicated Cheesy Gordita Crunch/Quesadilla combination. The Baconator made by our friend Dave Thomas. A glorious tiny little White Castle cheeseburger. An In-N-Out Animal style everything. And then if we're getting into "fast casual" as well you of course have Shake Shack, Five Guys, Moe's, and Zaxby's. It's all so fucking good!

Though since I'm a snob I'm standing by the Big Mac. The Big Mac walked so all of those could run.