Kanye West Just Levitated Out Of The Mercedes Benz Stadium And Ascended Straight To The Heavens Above

I’ve got a take: there’s no way this could have ended poorly for Kanye. It goes off with out a hitch and you’ve got some of the coolest visuals possible to aid the premier of your outro track. Extremely cool. It goes HORRIBLY WRONG and Kanye plummets a few hundred feet and this album is an instant classic. DONDA is already shaping up to be the most popular, overtly religious album of the 21st century and that’s off the cultural temperature within a few minutes of its world debut ending. If he had it all come to a horrifying end in front of tens of thousands in the stands and millions streaming online? Iconic isn’t even the word. A rare win-win when it comes to death-defying stunt work.