Hank Lockwood Has Been Moonlighting as a Relief Pitcher for the Atlanta Braves

It's remarkably rare that I miss a Braves game. It probably only happens about five times a year. So I have watched nearly every one of Chris Martin's 69 (nice) appearances for the Atlanta Braves over the last three seasons and I truly have no idea how I did not see what is now so obvious to me until last night: that's Hank Lockwood.

Just look at this resemblance:

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I mean ... that's him. Change that Tigers cap out for a Braves one and he could pull his car into the players' lot and walk right into the clubhouse.

I don't really know what else I have to say other than this is one of the most stunning realizations I've ever come to while watching a sporting event. I don't know how it took me two years to see this, but I will never be able to un-see it now. The Braves have Hank working the seventh inning.