Kid At Camp Blasts Michael Jordan With A "WHAT ARE THOSE"

For those of you who dont know, “WHAT ARE THOSE!?” is the latest viral thing in the sneaker world. It started with this video where this dude was making fun of a cop’s goofy shoes:

So now whenever you see someone wearing lame shoes, you blast them with a WHAT ARE THOSE.

Which is why its INSANE that Michael Jordan, of all people, got hit with one. Its ridiculous on so many levels. First of all, MJ practically invented the shoe game as we know it. The whole reason the What Are Those jokes even exist is because Air Jordan’s have been lighting the world on fire for like 25 years. Without J’s there arent any goofy shoes to even call out. Granted there hasnt been a hot pair of Jordan’s since the 13s in my mind. I’ll MAYBE give you 14. I had a pair of the blue suede 14s when they first came out and now looking back I think they suck.

But I’ll begrudgingly give you 14s if you want. Everything after that, Jordan’s are garbage. So if MJ was up there wear some sort of Jordan XXX Future’s or some shit, he technically deserves a WHAT ARE THOSE. But this is Michael fucking Jordan we’re talking about here. The Greatest of all Time. Whether we’re talking about basketball, gambling, competing, sneakers whatever. Dude wins more than anyone on earth. This is just a perfect example of the younger generation not even understanding who Mike was. Not even respecting his greatness. Kids back in the day would be TERRIFIED to try to clown Michael Jordan at basketball camp. Now this kid has no problem stepping right to Mike and busting his balls in front of everyone.

Clearly this kid never experienced the joy of being a 12 year old boy and opening up a Christmas box and seeing a brand new pair of Jordan 12 Taxis staring right back at you. Clearly this kid doesnt know that Jordan 3s and 4s revolutionized the shoe world. Clearly he doesnt know that a shiny pair of patent leather Jordan 11s might be the most beautiful thing this world has ever seen. Clearly he doesnt know that grown ass men still spend tons and tons of fucking money on the same goddam Jordans over and over again as they get re-released constantly in different colors. Clearly, no CLEARLY, this kid doesnt know who he’s talking too.

Little prick. MJ should get to dunk on that kid and then kick him in the face with whatever shoes he was wearing. And the whole crowd too. Thank God Jordan didnt even know what it meant. He probably would have had them all killed.

PS – Jordan’s response “These are 29s and lows” Unreal. Legend.