Jeff D Lowe Is Showering In Beans
We've had some outrageous confessions happen on Lowering The Bar, for example: MRags admitting he's never eaten a PB & J sandwich, Kayce confessing her love to me, and now Jeff D. Lowe admitting that he is about to start taking showers in ... beans?
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A bean shower head sounds like a shitty meme. Combine any inanimate object with beans and you have a meme from 2017. A shitty meme maybe, BUT bad product? I'm not ready to stamp JDL as a sucker for getting a good deal, this shower head could be great.
I'm not a physicist, but I'm guessing thanks to science and math the space between the beans creates extra water pressure while being super cheap and eco-friendly to produce because they are simple beans. While the bean shower head might seem like a novelty item the way of Jeff D's $200 wooden lunch box, the bean shower head could be the future. By the year 2030 you won't get ready in the morning WITHOUT taking a bean shower. Even if the bean shower isn't all it's cracked up to be, the worst case scenario for Jeff D Lowe is he can make a museum of all the Sharper Image type products he's bought over the years. In the end, Jeff D. Lowe will always get the last laugh.