The Side Affect Of The Covid-19 Vaccine Nobody Is Reporting...Bigger Boobs
Common side effects from Covid-19 vaccines include pain at the injection site, headaches, fatigue, or feeling flu-like symptoms.
But many women have noticed their breasts and lymph nodes had "swollen" after receiving their jabs, dubbing the effect the "Pfizer boob job".
In the US, where the vaccination rollout is further along than Australia, doctors have reported an influx of newly vaccinated women making mammogram appointments.
Dr. Laura Esserman, director of University of California San Francisco's Breast Care Center, said women were confusing swollen lymph nodes after the vaccine for signs of cancer.
The Government has been trying everything to get EVERYONE on board with the Covid-19 vaccine. Literally everything they can legally do and even some things that are in the grey area. A blood drive might give you a cookie and a comfortable chair to sit in. Covid-19 vaccines will literally give you $100, free coffee, and social media clout. And yet some people have been hesitant to trust the CDC and big pharma despite their sterling record. Some have said that the vaccine could give your children a third thumb or worse a third term for Obama.
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Low and behold, the incentive was right under their noses all along. Buried deep in the list of side effects from a report that nobody has read is the answer…titties. Bigger ones. Ladies, wedding season is in full force. You want to fill out that dress with a plunging neckline?…Pfizer. Were you contemplating getting a bood job, but were pissed to find out it wasn't covered in the stimulus package?…Pfizer. Fellas….tits. That's all it'll take. Start telling people to read the results of the trials. Highlight the part of bigger titties in the glossary. The line will be down the block. Titties, the great unifier and motivator. The most used sales tool ever invented by God.
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