This Dude Might Have Been The Drunkest Guy In Chicago Yesterday

Just completely shithammered. I’ve been drunk plenty in my life, but I can sincerely say I’ve never been so hammered that I’ve decided to take a little stroll down 94 in broad daylight during rush hour. That’s next level fucked up. Sure I’ve came to out of a blackout barefoot in an NYC subway platform, but that’s child’s play compared to this dude.

I wonder if he made it back to Naperville okay. That’s a 25 mile trek.