Kendrick Perkins Getting Absolutely Flummoxed While Trying And Failing To Pronounce Moses Moody's Name Was The Highlight Of Last Night's NBA Draft

Let me make this crystal clear, I am NOT criticizing Kendrick Perkins at all for completely butchering what seems like a perfectly easy name to say. We all have blind spots with being able to pronounce certain names and when you mess a name up more than twice in a row, you basically drown in a pit of verbal quicksand. I can't say Palpatine whenever I talk Star Wars with Robbie in My Mom's Basement so I just call him The Emperor even though the docks me infinity nerd points on the spot. I don't think Portnoy can correctly annunciate half of the names in all of sports let alone the national baseball writer that has been working here forever yet that man somehow built a sports media empire that only occasionally talks about sport. Hell, even Matt mispronounced Kendrick's name in his tweet by writing out a typo. 

However looking back at last night's draft, there are only going to be three things I remember now that outrageous outfits are no longer a thing and I knew roughly 3 players heading into the draft since I barely watched college hoops last year:

1. The NBA drafting Terrence Clarke in an all-time goosebumps moment.

2. Leon Rose once again treating the NBA Draft like the baptism scene from Godfather by making a million calculated moves that all worked out in the end.

3. Kendrick Perkins' brain being put in the torture chamber because the words Moses and Moody looked like "She sells seashells by the seashore" before the Razorbacks gave him a hand.