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This Brad Pitt Look-A-Like Complaining That It's Impossible For Him To Date Is A Fucking Dork

Is that you, Brad Pitt? No, it’s actually just a dad from Oxford, England.

Nathan Meads is a single dad who works as a subcontractor but moonlights as a Brad Pitt impersonator.

Meads, 35, bears an uncanny resemblance to Pitt, 57, and explained to Jam Press how it’s hard to date women who are obsessed with the Oscar winner. The father of two revealed he started working as an impersonator three years ago after many people made multiple comments about his resemblance.

Remember in high school when your near-valedictorian friend would walk out of class after a test complaining about how hard it was predicting a C- when you KNOW that motherfucker is getting at the very least a plain and old A. The worst fucking people. And that's what this guy is doing. Oh my you look like Brad Pitt? Cry me a fucking river, pal. It must be so difficult to go out to bars while you look identical to one of the most handsome, chiseled, highly-regarded actors of ALL-TIME. Fucking guy.

Try having some real problems, buddy! Like going out to the bars while looking like a combination of Artie Lange, Don Vito, or Samoa Joe. TRY THAT!!! As you're across the pond in England crying the blues because you look like the guy who played motherfucking Achilles in Troy. I don't have time for shit like this. What a loser. To quote Uncle Junior- this is a guy who's got a virginia ham under his arm yet he's crying the blues cause he's got no bread. 

Fuck outta here, bud.