DJ Uiagalelei Says His Favorite NFL Team Is Any One in a State Without Income Taxes

Hell yeah, king.

Most college football players (I assume) would secretly love to get drafted to their childhood favorite team, even though they'll obviously immediately switch allegiances to any team that's willing to make their lifelong dream come true. But Clemson QB DJ Uiagalelei is only interested in playing somewhere where his income won't be taxed any more than necessary.

So we're looking at the Titans, Raiders, Seahawks, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Texans and Cowboys for Uiagalelei to get his wish. Obviously not all of those teams will need a quarterback, but a 25 percent theoretical probability ain't too shabby. Although, every road game check is taxed in the state where the game is played, so he wouldn't be fully off the hook.

But as someone who moved from Tennessee to New York, I can assure you playing those eight home games somewhere without another 10 percent tacked on is nothing to shake a stick at. DJ has his priorities in order.

This kid might be one of my new favorite players. He's looking out for his chicken.