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A Car Flying Through The Air Is A Less Than Ideal Thing To See While You're Driving Down The Highway, To Say The Least

KOVR - California Highway Patrol said the vehicle speeding by surveillance had just been involved in a hit and run moments earlier while driving backwards on Highway 99 and exiting an on-ramp.

Canejo described the moments leading up to the crash.

“They came flying straight through here. There’s a really hard left-hand turn up here,” he said. “They failed to make that turn, just kept going straight and literally went flying over the top of that whole overpass.”

A woman behind the wheel survived, but that’s not the only miracle.

Okay so first of all, the woman driving the car survived here. So we're all clear on that front. 

Second of all, don't you just hate when people merge lanes without using their turn signal? It's one of those things in life that drives me up a goddamn wall. I mean it's literally so easy to just hit your blinkers real quick. It takes no amount of effort, but all it takes is some common courtesy and the ability to care about anybody else on the road besides yourself for just one second. People who merge without a turn signal are some of the most selfish pricks on the planet. They're the same people who will see you with your turn signal on to get into the passing lane and then jump right out from behind you, which then causes you to miss your window to merge and now you're stuck in the middle lane for another half mile. When all they had to do was just wait for you to merge over and then they could follow right behind again. But no. These people don't give a shit about you, they don't give a shit about me, they just think that they're the only people on the road. A little heads up would have been nice for these people instead of just coming flying across the freeway and cutting them off. 

But anyway, no idea how you get to this point behind the wheel. Especially considering the report said the woman wasn't drunk. No sign of intoxication and she came out with only minor injuries. Maybe she was just really distracted about her tables coming back super dirty like they were thrown in a giant mud puddle or something. 

Don't they know that those tables are her livelihood? Don't they know those tables are how she keeps her house warm? Fuckin' Eddie Munster. 

@JordieBarstool