Update! Britney Spears Spent The Weekend Casually Shitting On Her Entire Family Via Instagram

Woah! Pump the breaks, Brit. You're not outta the woods yet. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law (by your father.) Meaning as correct as you are, as upset as you are, as frustrated as you are, you can't go online and start acting crazy because it'll only hurt your case. I'm not saying that's happening here, but when you start telling people to go fuck themselves on the internet you're going to raise some eyebrows. 

Here's an abbreviated version of the caption for those of you who didn't read...

"And no I'm not gonna put on heavy makeup and try try try on stage again and not be able to do the real deal with remixes of my songs for years and begging to put my new music in my show for MY fans ... so I quit !!!! I don't like that my sister showed up at an awards show and performed MY SONGS to remixes !!!!! My so-called support system hurt me deeply!!!! This conservatorship killed my dreams ... so all I have is hope and hope is the only thing in this world that is very hard to kill ... yet people still try !!!! I didn't like the way the documentaries bring up humiliating moments from the past ... I'm way past all that and have been for a long time!!!! And for women who say it's weird the way I still have hope for fairy tales ... go fuck yourself 🖕🏼 !!!!! As I said ... hope is all I have right now ... you're lucky I post anything at all ... if you don't like what you see, unfollow me !!!"

And if you didn't read THAT, here's an even shorter version for your ADD-addled brains...Her sister performed songs her and her father killed her dreams. Oh, and she quit music. She also posted this to Instagram earlier that same day taking a more diplomatic approach to flaming her sister...

Remember, Jamie Lynn went on IG a few weeks back and delivered arguably the most cowardly defense of her silence to date stating that Britney's conservatorship was none of her business. 

From E! News:

 "The only reason I haven't before is because I felt like until my sister is able to speak for herself and say what she felt she needed to say publicly, that it wasn't my place or it wasn't the right thing to do. Now that she has very clearly spoken and said what she needed, I feel like I can follow her lead and say what I feel I need to say."

"I don't care if she wants to run off to the rainforest and have a gazillion babies in the middle of nowhere or if she wants to come back and dominate the world the way she has so many times before," she explained. "I have nothing to gain or lose either way. This situation does not affect me either way because I am only her sister who is only concerned about her happiness."

"I have made a very conscious choice to only participate in her life as her sister, as an aunt to those boys. Maybe I didn't support the way the public may have liked me to with a hashtag on a public platform, but I can assure you I have supported my sister long before there was a hashtag and I'll support her long after…note that."

Call me crazy, but if my sister was being enslaved by father I wouldn't turn a blind eye. I'd speak the fuck up and do something about it. Regardless, it's good to see they took the chains off of her on social media. Before this weekend everything Britney posted had to be sent to a "team" who would decide what would go up. Apparently they've all jumped ship knowing that they're most likely going to be out of a job very soon. Fingers crossed Britney can now just shut up long enough to see this thing through. The sale is done, babe, stop selling.  

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