We've Never Seen A 1-2 Combo Dominate The City Of Miami Like Kelly Kelly And Christen Harper

This is basically what we're seeing out of Christen Harper and Kelly Kelly this weekend in Miami. Haymaker after haymaker after haymaker. They don't even know it yet, but they are the best 1-2 combo the city of Miami has seen, probably ever. I can't think of a 1-2 combo that rivals this. It's Miami Swim Week, which as far as I can tell is something I will never be able to attend mostly due to 1) lack of hair, 2) lack of money, 3) an arguable lack of fashion. Other than that I'd fit right on in. But I'm here to show you the evidence, that's my job. In this corner, Christen Harper, Jared Goff's girlfriend and swimsuit model. 

Gary I Rothstein. Shutterstock Images.

Gary I Rothstein. Shutterstock Images.

And in this corner, WWE legend Kelly Kelly

My live reaction: 

So while we're here on a Monday likely grinding away in an office or a cube of some sort and it's raining outside, figured I'd bring a little Miami Swim Week to us. Like I said, we can't go there. We're regular ass people that simply don't fit in. So we're going to do the next best thing. We're going to highlight the 1-2 combo of Christen Harper and Kelly Kelly. 

Quick sidenote, man the Attitude Era was the best. I got into a long, long rabbit hole of watching a ton of old pay-per-views on the WWE Network back when quarantine hit. I'll say this - we really had it great growing up during the Attitude Era. You can argue who your No. 1 was, but I will always have a soft spot for Kelly Kelly. Sable was the original. Sunny really let me know I was into girls. Then there was the Kelly Kelly, Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler run. That's not even talking about the guys and getting to live through DX and nWo and Stone Cold and The Rock. Just an unbelievable time. 

Okay, now you can accuse me of writing this blog just for the pictures. Shout out Christen Harper and Kelly Kelly.