Kenneth Lofton Jr., America's Very Own Thicc Gawd And Hero, Just Came Through To Steal France's Soul And A Gold Medal

We just saw a game featuring two of the best prospects in the world, arguably the two best overall prospects in the world in Victor Wembanyana and Chet Holmgren. But all that was irrelevant because of one man who just came through, snatch France's soul and a gold medal. Our guy Kenneth Lofton Jr., from Louisiana Tech. Look at him, look at the highlights! He was tied for the most points on Team USA. He sealed the game with an offensive rebound. He was dominant down the stretch with pump fakes that matched Sam Young and a game that matched Chuck Hayes. It was unbelievable to watch live. The US was actually losing this game going into the fourth quarter. Not great! Not great after our men's team lost to Nigeria in an exhibition last night. But then it happened. Kenneth Lofton Jr., decided this shit was his and Team USA started running the offense through him. I did nothing but smile the entire fourth quarter and I'm fully ready for Louisiana Tech to dominate C-USA this year. 12.2 ppg and 7.5 rpg as a freshman? That man is ready for a 15 and 10 season as a sophomore. Kenneth Lofton Jr. - no relation to Kenny Lofton - America's thicc gawd, hero and gold medal winner. Bring him to the Olympics ASAP.