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Austin McBroom Wants Tana Mongeau To Get In The Ring But She's Too Busy Taking Shrooms In A Porta Potty

I want to make sure on the off chance Tana reads this that it's known I am a Tana stan. She is part of every friend group and in every vlog and also doesn't give a shit. Literally she is on shrooms peeing in a porta potty. 

That has nothing to do with the blog but that has to be a nightmare thinking you are locked in there or some shit. Imagine you let out a poop and you're hallucinating and think it's an animal or something no thank you. Regardless though she tweeted like obviously Austin McBroom isn't paying people because he is a scumbag. Then Austin responded: 

And then…

Would you look at that, another thing Tana can make a bag on. Austin is the only person who can beat the shit out of someone be on top of the world and crumble in four seconds. He isn't paying people and he falls into the trap of Tana. She knows exactly how to get people going, she even had the Kardashians talking about her. It is always tough to say Is there any girl that can sleep another girl. 

I am sorry I need to go back to her in the porta potty. I go in there sober and see those suckers floating from other people I can see myself also thinking I am locked in there. I get anxiety about people seeing me come out of the bathroom I honestly think I would be in there for 8 hours. 

I know this blog is all over the place but Tana runs the internet, doesn't care what anyone says and Austin Mcbroom is shady as shit.