Companies In England Are Trying To Be Convinced To Give People Time Off Work So They All Can Get Drunk For England's Euro Match vs Germany

Uhh, no duh. You think people are actually going to work in England during this match? Absolutely not. It honestly should be a rule that if a major sporting event is happening during the day, as a boss you have to let people watch. Imagine missing this because you're stuck sitting in a cube attempting to push shit through Excel? 

That goal happened during working hours in America. Still bullshit that the majority of us were sitting in an office pretending to work when really at the same time the entire place went bananas. As someone who spent nearly a decade in office life before being saved by Barstool, I can tell you this. The biggest lie about office life is that you need to be there for 40 hours a week. Just simply not true. You can get your work done way faster and get the hell out. The second biggest lie is that people who do sit in the office for 40+ hours, work the entire time. Everyone is watching a game if it's on during the day. Just a fact. That's especially true when you're talking about England and soccer. I'm a bit shocked that it's even being urged, I just assumed it was expected here. 

I know people always argue the worst days, etc. Here are the true worst days to be in the office: 

5. Full day on the eve of any holiday

4. Day back after bachelor/bachelorette party/vacation

3. Day after Super Bowl 

2. First day back after New Year's 

1. During the NCAA Tournament

Simple and correct. If you're stuck in the office while everyone is having fun, it's the worst. Nothing tops that. Give me the hangover and the fact that it's dark from the moment you wake up until you leave work. Sure, there's no doubt that everyone in England just wants to get drunk and watch some soccer. Let them do it. Almost feel bad for England, they haven't won shit in so long and still claim to be the soccer capital of the world. Feels like Indiana. Let them get drunk and party.