The New Face Of Track & Field Has Arrived And It Is Dripping With Sex
So I guess(?) we are having an Olympics this summer, which means we need to have someone to root for that will make us care about a sport we ignore the other 1430 of 1462 days in the four years between The Games and it appears this Joe Dirt looking mamma jamma is about to take the proverbial baton from Usain Bolt in doing so.
Don't tell me that a two second clip can't rocket a runner into stardom either. Michelle Jenneke had the same vibes before her race and her gifs are littered all over the internet.
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What was I saying again? Oh yeah, the guy with the sweet mullet and stache! Not only does he have the look good, play good part of being an elite athlete down but he also is showing up to the track to dust the field in exquisite style.
I don't know if Craig Engels will end up on a podium in Tokyo, but that man has already won the gold medal in life.