As I said before, Feitelberg is allowing Dante and me to alternate weeks collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies every Friday afternoon to compliment the regular podcast he and Chaps are pumping out, which can be found here...
On top of random absolutions, Chaps and Feits also dive into the absurdities of the Holy Bible... It s a great listen.
But this blog series is simply just for confessions (and clicks).
I'll go first...
As an altar boy, I had access to the storage closet in our local church.
One afternoon after a funeral, I tucked away a partial case of church wine (6 bottles) behind the bushes of the sacristy.
Later that night, my buddies and I drank those bottles in an abandoned clubhouse along with a box of stolen (by me) unconsecrated communion hosts covered in squeeze cheese.
We acted as if we were BOMBED afterwards, even though church wine has a very low ABV and we split 6 bottles between 8 of us.
Forgive me, Lord.
I did a full segment on the caper in the now defunct "Extra Large" video series on BARSTOOLGOLD, but it was since taken down.
Anything you need to get off your chest?… The comments are open.
Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.