The Leave Britney Alone Guy Went Online To Give His 2 Cents About Britney Spears' Leaked Conservatorship Court Testimony

I think by this point, everyone has heard or at least heard about Britney Spears' leaked testimony regarding her conservatorship over her father, which has caused more internet outrage over any power struggle this side of a certain commissioner ruling his podcast's weekly draft with an iron fist (#EdHead for life).

For the uninclined, KFC did a great job breaking everything down in a video that can only be described as most certainly more than one minute.

Now while I love getting my boy KFC's 2 cents on this news, there is one person that I wanted to hear from after Britney's testimony came out and it was the man responsible for this internet classic:

Yup, Chris Crocker broke his silence after Britney broke hers and the results were…a little different than I expected.

Get yourself someone that rides for you as much as Chris Crocker rides for Britney Spears. Dude became a meme for Britney before meme was even a word people knew and got clowned because he felt bad people were clowning a 20-something girl going through a tough time with every eye in the public staring a hole through her like the Eye Of Sauron.

Bet you didn't expect a Lord Of The Rings reference in this blog. To be honest, neither did I

Chris Crocker had an all-time Right Takes Exposed moment where he could've kindly thrown a blonde wig on and tell everyone to suck his dick by dunking on millions of people on the internet for all the mean shit people said about him, complete with screenshots of everything they wrote on Facebook, MySpace, and whatever the fuck else was around 14 years ago(!!!) when that video became a supernova.

Instead, he just said it's not his place to run a victory lap and that he's happy for Britney, which makes him a better man than I. Hopefully Chris gets a nice boost of clout for this and maybe a few million bucks if/when Britney sues the everliving shit out of the people that have made her life hell over the last God knows how many years.