The People Of Nebraska Won't Stop Talking About Their New 5-Star Wide Receiver Recruit

I don't want to suck my own dick but at the same time nobody else around here is going to do it for me. That's the cold hard truth so excuse me while I celebrate my North-South speed. There aren't a lot of barstool bloggers that can flat out overrun a deep ball from a bonafide division 1 quarterback. Especially on his literal home turf in front of a sold out crowd (circa 2020). 

Same time though - not a lot of us possess sneaky athleticism and surprising speed. 

That's the Omaha difference. This is what happens when you put me in the orange #43 jersey and let me run loose in Nebraska come mid-June. You think we're out here doing radio then next thing you know I'm splitting a disguised cover-2 and taking it to the house. Credit to me for being sneaky athletic and surprisingly fast. 

On a somewhat more serious note, I've said that Omaha and/or Nebraska is the nicest place of all time. That may have been an understatement to the point that there's really no comparison. If someone wants to talk shit about America, send them out to Omaha. I'll be here waiting. This is what it's all about: friendly competition, ice cold beers and an uncomfortable amount of socially thirsty people that want to get after it. Spare me your criticism until you come experience it for yourself. 

On that note, we should be out here every year until one of us dies between myself, Mintzy and Brandon Walker. I know we're different guys but the odds are basically even across the board. That's a different blog. For now, thanks for living vicariously through my underachievements. I don't know where I'd be without you guys.