Don't Let New York City Get Hot!!!

Holy shit does it feel good to see the city getting back on its feet a year after there were tumbleweeds rolling through midtown. We have the signature New York sense of community and teamwork of trying to get a job done, New York ingenuity of trying to direct hundreds of gallons of free water from a hydrant using simply a hand, and of course the New York DGAF attitude of putting a goddamn pool in the middle of the fucking street like it's the middle of a backyard in the burbs. Bonus points for whoever put the cone out. Safety first.

If this video isn't what this entire crazy city is built on, I don't know what is. The only people who can argue that New York isn't back are the people who say it never left. Now let's have ourselves a hell of a summer. HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC!!!

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Obligatory Die Hard With A Vengeance "EXACTLY FOUR GALLONS" riddle that I will be so happy to remember before I instantly forget how it's done once I finish watching the video.