Usain Bolt Continues To Dominate Baby Naming

Yesterday afternoon, retired Olympic legend Usain Bolt announced the birth of his twins.

So now, alongside his 1-year-old daughter, Olympia Lightning Bolt, Usain and his girlfriend also have to provide for young Saint Leo and Thunder.

Usain Bolt has kids named Lightning Bolt and Thunder Bolt.

And the only reason his third kid isn't named Dead Bolt or Hex Bolt or Crossbow Bolt is that Usain's middle name is St Leo which I assume is in honor of Pope Leo I... Pope Leo eventually became a saint but was also the first pope to have been called "the Great", as in "Leo the Great".  He is best known for having met Attila the Hun and persuading him to turn back from his invasion of Italy.

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Personally, I think names like this are a stupid idea because there is a chance both Lightning and Thunder grow up to be overweight accountants but when I ran the names past my two sons, Jameson and Bushmill, both of them liked Bolt's name choices a great deal. 

Congrats to the Bolt family on their newest additions.

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