Noah Is Known For Building An Ark But He Also Wanted His Son Enslaved For Making Fun of His Dick

On this week's Confessions, we go into Noah's story a little bit. Everybody knows about saving the animals and leading them on the boat in lines of twos. Hell, we've all seen the cinematic adventure known as Evan Almighty. What you might not know about our guy Noah is that he loved to drink some wine, pass out, and then try to get his kid and all of that kid's kids enslaved simply for laughing at his cock. When it comes to Noah's dick, no snide remarks allowed.