Here's A Life Lesson - You Shouldn't Play With Your Food

TeeP, TeeP, TeeP. I'd be lying if I said this has never happened to me before. But, we've all been there, gotten a lil too cocky and the old bitch karma came around to slap us in the face.

For the non-gamers out there - this is called the "gulag." This is where you go after you've died once in Warzone. You face off in a 1v1 fight to determine who gets to respawn back into the map and join their squad. 99.94% of the time, only (1) person makes it out alive. This was the rare .06% of the time where neither enemy was victorious. 

If you wanna sound cool to your gamers friends, act like you know the gulag and you'll seem 25% cooler than normal you. Trust me, I was known as the Fortnite guy in College which is every college senior's dream.

To break down this clip, TeeP knew he was facing a bot and had an easy kill. He stuns his opponent so he can't move and tries to assassinate him. Think back to the Halo 4 days, it's a very similar animation style kill. To put it into sport context, there's a famous Barstool personality that would high step into the end zone when he had pick sixes. You're just flexing on your opponents with these moves.

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However, this backfired on TeeP. In the gulag you have a gun, a tactical and lethal grenade. This lethal grenade was a semtex, which is a sticky grenade. When the opponent was stunned, he accidentally (or purposefully) threw the semtex at the box in front of him. It was a total kamikaze mission. TeeP didn't notice this and began the assassination attempt. Once you're in the animation, you can't break out. Both players died by the grenade resulting in neither of them winning their gulag. GG.

On the contrary, hearing the opponent joyfully shouting "YEAH" upon the nade exploding, tells you everything you need to know. He'll say he won this battle and tell the tales for ages to come.

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