Chicago Is BACK: Pop Up Strip Clubs In A Southside Park Were Out In Broad Daylight This Weekend

Dante6/14/2021 5:30 PM

This weekend in Chicago was one for the books.

And I mean that with zero exaggeration.

We should have known what was coming when Eddie took Tuesday night at Country Club and bent it over his knee and spanked the shit out of it.

This is going to the be the summer of Eddie. You heard it hear. Don't be surprised come August. #summerofeddie.

But Tuesday set the tone.

Friday, when Wrigley went full-go it was completely up for grabs.

I don't think Carl slept the entire weekend-

And come Sunday we had the northside dealing with a giant serpent infestation.

But all of that pales in comparison to what was going down down on 63rd St.

All-out pussy poppin on a handstand. In broad daylight no less.

I'm no expert at the Chicago Park District bbq, family reunion, etc. game. But I respect it. If you jog through the lake path on a nice beautiful day you'll see everything from full-blown 50th wedding anniversaries, Quinceria's, bar-mitzvah's you name it. All just right there on CPD land.

So for it to take this many years for somebody to go make-shift titty bar speaks more to our lack of ingenuity than to bad taste if we're being totally honest.

And don't sit there in your ivory towers and throw stones either. Haters. I know the crowd was sparse but, "If you build it, they will come." Ever heard of that?

I'm excited for weekend #2 of this.

Might have to grab noted strip club guy WSD, Danny, and our video guy Harry and head down to do some i-team up close and personal big J investigating.

p.s. - need to know what's up with this lady who strolled through this spectacle all nonchalant like she was just walking through a farmers market.