The Padres Tried To Murder Jonathan Villar In Cold Blood Tonight
Look, I get that when you face Jacob deGrom, you gotta pull out all of the dirtiest tricks in the book just to have a snowball's chance in hell to get a win. But trying to end a man's career if not life by shooting a bunch of baseballs at him like they are Mario Kart shells is a step too far and would have caused absolute chaos for the umps that can't make regular calls or even replay calls correctly.
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I know the ball boy is technically a Mets employee however I also don't care. Ball boys have a price just like everybody else and there are a whole lot of millionaires in that Padres dugout that don't want to be embarrassed by Jacob deGrom twice in a week. Speaking of the ball boy, he does look kinda familiar...
*enhance*
Someone trying to even the score after a controversial tournament episode of The Dozen that resulted in having to advance a certain pasta-based team with a Mets fan on it to the finals?
JK, the D in Jeff D. Lowe stands for DoesntMurderPeople, which is kinda weird when you think about it and exactly what a murderer would want you to believe (Jeff isn't a murderer…I think)
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Luckily Jonathan Villar is a superathlete that is also being powered by the Villar/Pillar magic and avoided that entire nightmare straight from Kevin McCallister's darkest thoughts while Jacob deGrom continues doing Jacob deGrom things again.
The man truly does it all. Buy a shirt and pay respects to the best player in the goddamn game.
