Weirdest Guy In The World Strikes Again: The Bodybuilder Who Married (And Divorced) A Sex Doll Is Open To Dating Real People As Long As They Like His Dolls

[Post] - Nonetheless, “it’s interesting and important for me, and in the future maybe I will have a real person, but it’s important that she or he likes my dolls too,” the muscleman said.

That might be a tall order as the non-synthetic lover would have to live in a veritable dollhouse. The muscleman revealed that he’s divorced Margo so he could take up with two new plastic playmates, Luna and Lola, the Daily Star reported.

Could this guy kick my ass? Without question. Am I going to speak bad about him behind the words in a blog? Of course! That's what we do here. Ole Yuri Tolochko needs to get his shit together here. You can't be the guy marrying and divorcing sex dolls and then go date a human. You gotta pick one. You're either the doll guy or you're not and let me tell you something. The moment you decide to be the doll guy you can't go back. I don't care that you have a hard and fast rule that if you date someone they have to like their dolls. That basically comes with the territory if you're dating Yuri the sex doll guy. Plus how do you throw away the moment of 2020? 

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It's bad enough he cheated on his sex doll wife. He couldn't even last a month without cheating! That's without arguments. That's without her nagging about him watching too much football. That's without her cooking the wrong meal. Everything was going swimmingly before she broke and had to be repaired. Must have been a wild ass honeymoon for her to break that quickly. And to cheat on her with a silver object?!? How dare you sir? At least go for another sex doll. Mix it up and get a brunette or blonde since she has pink hair. 

If anything that was the time to cheat with a real human. Like I said, mix it up and go with something completely different. Go with someone that can talk and you know, breathe. That seems like the prime time to do that, not well after. You can't find TWO more sex dolls and then become a guy who is going to date a human. There are rules on this planet, Yuri! 

They looked so happy man.