Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was Young & Attractive & Having a Steamy Affair...

An attractive married woman in her mid-thirties had become more and more frustrated with her husband's lack of interest in her. So, for the past six months she's been carrying on a steamy affair with an inspector from a pest-control company, who's also married. 

Once her husband leaves for work he doesn't return home until 5:30 pm and the two adulterers have the entire house to themselves...

One afternoon, the two lovers were in the bedroom slapping bellies and making the bed squeak, when the woman's husband arrived home unexpectedly...

"Oh no, quick," the woman instructed her lover, “get in the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

When she met her husband at the front door she was still out of breath, sweating profusely, not wearing any shoes, and her hair was a mess, causing him to become suspicious…

After searching the bedroom he discovered the man standing alone in the dark closet…

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," replied the man.

"What are you doing in our closet?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man confidently divulged.

"So, where are your clothes?" asked the increasingly suspicious husband…

The man looked down at himself, acted surprised, and said, "Those little bastards!"

*Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968