CONFIRMED: Joel Embiid Knows A Thing Or Two About The Good Lovin'

Lotta folks will tell you that it's not about the size of the boat, but all about the motion of the ocean. Considering Joel Embiid is like 10 feet tall, I'd imagine he's working with a decently humongous boat. And as far as the motion in the ocean goes? Well as the late great philosopher Hannah Montana once said, you get the best of both worlds. 

That's a man who has done some intercourse a time or two in his life. Great form. Generating a ton of power from the bottom there. MVP-caliber dick game, if I do say so myself. 

Speaking of dick game strong, Ben Simmons is currently fucking up the Wizards so hard you could call him Voldemort.