The World Is Officially Back To Normal As The City Of Philadelphia Constructs A 600-ft Cheesesteak
Now right off the bat I'll admit that this is 600 feet worth of cheesesteaks. Plural. I'm not really comfortable with calling this one massive individual cheesesteak if they didn't even attempt to connect all the rolls. I'm not saying that I needed Sarcone's to go out there and bake a 600 ft long roll. But maybe try to use some whiz as an adhesive to glue the rolls together? I don't know. I feel like a little more of an effort could have been made to make this the world's longest cheesesteak instead of just a shit ton of cheesesteaks all lined up together.
But at the end of the day, not only is this a massive win for the city of Philadelphia but it's a massive win for the world. Because this just screams that we are so back. 3 whole city blocks worth of Italian rolls, thinly sliced or chopped up ribeye, fried onions, all deliciously held together by a mixture of either American, provolone, or whiz. Perhaps one of the greatest, greasiest achievements in human history. A true testament to the strength, character, resiliency, and appetite of this city. That's how you start the summer off right.
You know the vibes are going to be nothing short of immaculate for the next few months if this is how Philly is going into the summer. A 600 ft cheesesteak, the Sixers going to the NBA Finals, Bryce obliterating baseballs as you're obliterating an order of crab fries, a quick trip to Sea Isle to drown yourself in some 302's at ShaBoom's, rinse and repeat. Holy hell, boys. I can't wait.
But yeah, not the world's longest cheesesteak. But maybe the world's longest collection of cheesesteaks lined up and assembled together.