Once Again It's Proven That Advanced Stats Are For Nerds

Listen, I love what Jeff D. Lowe and crew have done here with The Dozen. Very few things get me jacked up more than some trivia. But I got a bone to pick with the advanced stats crew here. Where's the heart efficiency? Where's the measure for team chemistry? That's right. I'm going to bat for my teammate, my brother on the Misfits. Hank. 

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Hank has had a rough go of it lately with Jake Marsh and as the team captain I need to stand up for my guy. We got the semifinals this week and I can't be out here letting Jake get away with dominating Hank. The best in the office? Not on my advanced stats list. 

Hank is a pivotal member to The Misfits. A guy we picked up right before the Tournament started and helped get us to the semifinals. Whether it's providing comedic relief when we desperately need a point or throwing off the No. 2 seed with a Scott Kazmir hesi or being part of the perfect high five. 

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Two players in the top-6 of rankings? One that was grossly left off? The Misfits are here in the semifinals against The Yak. We'll find out the fourth team in with Honkers vs Experts tonight. Make sure you tune in.