Lighten the Fuck Up! His Wife was Overheating and Couldn't Climax...

A husband and wife had been married for seven years when suddenly they began having issues in the bedroom...The man had no problems but no matter how long he held out, his wife was unable to climax... She told her husband it had to be because she got too warm during lovemaking. They agreed to strip the bed and have sex in the buff... Still, she overheated and was unable to climax... 

On the advice of a sex therapist, the couple agreed to have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom while they made love. They tried a window air conditioner first, but the noise was too distracting and the man's wife was still unable to climax... 

So, the husband decided that having a third person waft a towel while him and his wife made love, would be quieter and less distracting than the air conditioner and still move enough air to keep his wife cool during lovemaking, allowing her to finally climax... 

The husband, although it was a difficult ask, convinced his best friend to help him out and waft a towel for him and his wife while they had sex. After 20 minutes of intense lovemaking, the woman was no closer to being satisfied than before, while her husband was very close to reaching his own end...

So, the friend wafting the towel suggested that they switch places until he calmed down and could resume making intense love to his wife. The husband agreed and the two men changed places... 

After mounting his best friend's wife he started going hard, while the husband wafted the towel. After only two minutes the woman started to tremble and moan and then let out an incredible scream as she reached the most intense orgasm she had ever had... 

The husband looked at his buddy proudly and said: “Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel!”

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