This Drawing Of Me And My Pals On The Famed Balcony Bed May Need An NSFW Tag

What the fuck is this, pewgart? WHAT THE FUCK!

This is the meanest shit I've ever seen! Have I sometimes been called or said to myself "Wow ya know you kinda look similar to Shrek?" Of course I have! But to that degree? NEVER. I mean Pewgart quite literally made me look like village people would chase me out of town with torches as I attempt to walk into the local deli sometime around the 9th century. Not to mention we threw in a Strahan gap for no reason along with not even REMOTELY respecting my bronzed god tan. Just sad to see.

And my pals were sure done dirty as well! The first thing that crossed my mind as soon as I saw Dana, Marty, and our guy Quigs was that they look EXACTLY like a character would look in a creepy Tim Burton claymation movie that came out 20 years ago. Plus Zah...don't even get me started on Zah. I think if this painting expanded more in pewgart's world where you can see the bottom half of Zah's body he may weigh more than me! My man is looking large and in charge in this marker drawing. And Jack in the back (sweet rhyme by me) simply just looks like a bully in an early 2000's cartoon network show. 

Now of course SOME people do look good. Hubbs and Nick on the right got absolutely SWEET lumberjack beards which I'm massively jealous of so that's cool at least. My whole life I've been striving for the backwards snapback & lumby beard look but I sadly just can't grow a beard to that degree. I max out at a neckbeard.

But in all seriousness that illustration is fucking hilarious & I'm so happy it has been brought into our lives. I've been staring at it for a day now and just giggle every time I lay my eyes on it. Amazing.